Jewelz's Attempt at Reality

Welcome to Jewel Land where the main language is Jewelanese so if you can understand the dialect you will be fine :) On your left u will see happy land ... where everything is bright and happy and all is well. On your right u will see not so happy land... where everything is sad and no one knows whats going on...

Friday, November 25, 2005

i want a guy like this...

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you
hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the
world when you are in your sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends,

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you
and how lucky he is to have you.

Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her."

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Great Advice:

this is actually a song. read the words if u have a few mins i think this advice is brilliant :)

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be
it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas
the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering
experienceI will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not
understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.
But trustme, in 20 years youll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a
way you cant grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous
you really looked.

Youre not as fat as you imagine.

Dont worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as
effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum. The real
troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried
mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing everyday that scares you

Dont be reckless with other peoples hearts, dont put up with people
who are reckless with yours.


Dont waste your time on jealousy; sometimes youre ahead, sometimes
youre behindthe race is long, and in the end, its only with yourself.

Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you
succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.

Dont feel guilty if you dont know what you want to do with your
life the most interesting people I know didnt know at 22 what they wanted to do
with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still
dont.

Be kind to your knees, youll miss them when theyre gone.

Maybe youll marry, maybe you wont, maybe youll have children, maybe
you wont, maybe youll divorce at 40, maybe youll dance the funky chicken
onyour 75th wedding anniversarywhat ever you do, dont congratulate
yourself too much or berate yourself either your choices are half chance, so
are everybody elses.

Enjoy your body, use it every way you can dont be afraid of
it, or what other people think of it, its the greatest instrument
youll ever own..

Danceeven if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.

Read the directions, even if you dont follow them.

Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.

Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few you
should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography in lifestyle because the
older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live
in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.

Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will
philander, you too will get old, and when you do youll fantasize that
when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and
children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.

Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply
it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the
past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and
recycling it for more than its worth.

if anyone can remember this song and tell me the title and artist.. they win a prize :) lol

Monday, November 14, 2005

Your Birthdate: June 6

You tend to be a the rock in relationships - people depend on you.
Thoughtful and caring, you often put others needs first.
You aren't content to help those you know... you want to give to the world.
An idealist, you strive for positive change and dream about how much better things could be.

Your strength: Your intuition

Your weakness: You put yourself last

Your power color: Rose

Your power symbol: Cloud

Your power month: June


scary how true some of this shit is

Whats my pimp name...

Your Pimp Name Is...

Luscious Big Spenda

The Colour of my Heart

Your Heart Is Blue

Love is a doing word for you. You know it's love when you treat each other well.
You are a giving lover, but you don't give too much. You expect something in return.

Your flirting style: Friendly

Your lucky first date: Lunch at an outdoor cafe

Your dream lover: Is both generous and selfish

What you bring to relationships: Loyalty
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy

In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.
You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.

Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho



hehe i have been told for yrs i am a lil crazy ... not sure about insane though lmao